This is America, speak Englishishish!

When you see it you'll shit bricks

OMG, he figured it out

That's right. It's a scam. That's why they never called you back.

My fucking internets are all borked

Fuck fuck fuck.
Between the new google image search and firefox not retaining settings and logins anymore with the latest 2 updates, the whole internets have become useless

Spot

Did I ever tell you the story of the annoying spot on the wall that couldn't be gotten rid off no matter how many times I painted over it? The one that luckily was only noticeable when the sun was shining? And that moved when I happened to open the window?

Huh?

What the frekk is going on here?

Day I got screwed up for life

Fucking polar bears.

WTF is this shit?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unschooling

Really, people?

Hmmm, cookies!

It's like a million bucks, just a little diluted!

As soon as homeopaths start charging $1/1,000,000 for their tinctures, I'll start believing in homeopathy.